Greetings, my name is Dr. Jonas Ivo. For the past 6 years, I have been observing and documenting the activities of a group of individuals who operate under the name "The Deadites". To the public eye they appear to be only an electronic rock and roll band - incorporating musical styles known as "hip-hop", "new-wave", "swing", "industrial", and otherwise what has recently been coined "electronica". But to one who has studied them as diligently as myself, a startling duality begins to emerge. These individuals have taken it upon themselves to protect our bodies, minds, and yes, our very souls, from evil forces that the majority of us do not even believe in!